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Bitch Eatin’ Yogurt on the Train
Bitch eatin’ yogurt on the train WHAT UP BITCH, are you insane? I kept my mouth shut cuz I don’t like bein’ rude But the MTA is not the place to EAT YO OPEN FOOD Now I love eatin’ yogurt, bitch, please...
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Bitch Eatin’ Fish on the Bus
By now you know that I really can’t deal When I get on the train and a bitch pulls out a meal You’re just askin’ for your food to get gross and germy When you eat in on a train that’s all MUCOUSY AND...
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Nudity, Bitch.
YO I gots a problem to tell you about It occurs at the gym when I finish working out Now when I’m at the gym, kids, I follow the laws I put my shit in a locker and wear MULTIPLE bras I handle myself...
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Allergies, Bitch.
Yo you’re sneezy and itchy, and I’ll tell you all the reason It’s that time of year, bitch, that’s right, IT’S ALLERGY SEASON Now, I’m kinda an expert, cuz of course I get them too Bitch, allergies are...
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Party Foul, Bitch.
Ho Ho Ho, bitch! ‘Tis the fuckin’ season To throw a fuckin’ party for just any rhyme or reason Time to take a vacay (or pretend and wear some bronzer) And light all of the lights for Jesus, Hanukkah,...
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Allergies, Bitch.
Yo you’re sneezy and itchy, and I’ll tell you the reason It’s that time of year, bitch, IT’S ALLERGY SEASON Now, I’m kinda an expert, cuz of course I get them too Bitch, allergies are part of what it...
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